Get Professor Phardtpounders Colon Cleaner Hot Sauce

Honestly, Professor Phardtpounders Colon Cleaner Hot Sauce is worth it just for the name alone.

Just imagine the look on your stepmother’s face when you lay this bottle on the dinner table.

That so many reviewers are loving the smoky and just enough heat Caribbean flavor is a big bonus as well.

Made from predominantly scotch bonnet peppers and mustard, it’s a must have for hot sauce lovers. Great looking bottle too.

Not for wimps. Read the hilarious customer stories here to see if you can handle Professor Phardtpounders Colon Cleaner Hot Sauce – the ultimate elixir of capsaicin extremus!

Professor Phardtpounders Colon Cleaner Hot Sauce Review

As a chilihead who drenches everything in hot sauce, my digestive system was paying the price. No amount of fiber could counteract my sodium-packed, spicy diet of doom. When I heard about Professor Phardtpounders Colon Cleaner hot sauce, I knew it was just the gut-health kick I needed.

At 250,000 Scoville units, this colon cleanser sauce promised to scorch away all intestinal indignities. The label dared me to endure the Professor’s infernal brew and emerge whistling clearly from the other side. Never one to back down from a sauce challenge, I doused my tacos in the crimson blend. After just one bite, my stomach started gurgling ominously like an angry volcano about to blow.

Suddenly it hit me – Professor Phardtpounder wasn’t just an eccentric name. This hot sauce lived up to its colon cleansing reputation! Before I could even reach the bathroom, the unholy habanero/scotch bonnet pepper mixture was performing its exorcism on my digestive demons. All I can say is, my toilet and I became VERY well-acquainted that evening!

Some of the best features of Professor Phardtpounder’s colon-punishing sauce:

250,000 Scoville Units – one of the hottest on the market
A wicked blend of habanero, scotch bonnet pepper and Dijon mustard
Goes beyond clearing your sinuses – it cleanses your entire GI tract
Perfect for extreme chiliheads looking to take their tastebuds to hell and back

While the endorphin rush and bragging rights were nice, I won’t pretend it was a pleasant experience. This is one cleansing you won’t find at any spa! But Professor Phardtpounder whipped my lazy colon back into shape again.

Pros:

Unrivaled heat obliterates clogged colons.
You’ll power-wash your insides squeaky clean in no time!

Cons:

Not for the faint of heart or weak of sphincter. Keep near a toilet at all times!

So if you think you’re hot stuff and want to prove your fiery fortitude, take the dare and dabble with the Professor’s Colon Cleaner. Just be sure to stay near a bathroom – because this sauce will deliver the infernal intestinal enema of a lifetime!

Are you brave enough to face the Professor’s Scoville sucker punch? If so you’ll find it here on Amazon.